Here's a hint....PUT DOWN THE FORK!!!

Apparently not content with gorging themselves on triple cheeseburgers, giant slurpees and deep fried peanut butter sandwiches, bovine Americans have begun eating deep friend Coca Cola.

The gooey Coke-battered nuggets topped with cola syrup won the "most creative" title at the Texas state fair in Dallas last month.

"We've been getting calls from everywhere since we introduced it," Elizabeth Martin, a spokeswoman for the North Carolina fair, told the Dallas Morning News.

"Everyone wants to know where they can get it."

You fat bastards are a fucking embarrassment.