Friday, August 25, 2006

Great Glaven in a Glass!


Astronomers have voted to strip Pluto of its status as a planet.

The researchers decided that Pluto failed to dominate its orbit around the sun in the same way as other planets.

Iwan Williams from the International Astronomical Union said he was saddened by the decision.

"I have a slight tear in my eye today, yes; but at the end of the day we have to describe the Solar System as it really is, not as we would like it to be. "

Tear in your eye? Man up you little pussy! What fucking difference does it make if there are eight planets or nine? I'll give you the hot tip, most people care so little about astronomy when they think of Pluto, they think of an animated dog.

While we're on it, why does Goofy get to walk upright while Pluto scampers about on all fours? They're both dogs Walt you dickhead!

1 Comments:

At 3:06 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is awesome shit man, i like.
Who cares about Pluto, i just want to know this?
What the fuck is Goofy?

 

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