Diddy Look like a fool?

During my daily exploration of the tabloid dungeons of Murdoch Castle I came across the following:

US rap star Sean Combs will be forced to change his name once again after losing the right to call himself Diddy in Britain to a disgruntled little-known music producer. Combs, 36, who used to call himself Puff Daddy, Puffy and P. Diddy, agreed to pay more than £100,000 ($248,000) legal costs and £10,000 ($24,800) damages in a settlement last week at a London court.

Richard Dearlove, who has traded under the Diddy name since 1992, sued Combs after he dropped the P from his moniker.

"He changed his name to Diddy. I was gutted," Dearlove told The Guardian. "I started getting emails from Puerto Rican girls asking if they could be in my video."

Yet more evidence, as if any was needed, that this guy is a complete and utter tool. Why is he famous again? These days he gets most of his headlines for changing his name every couple of months. Oh sure, he banged Jennifer Lopez for a while, cashed in on the death of his so called friend, started a record label responsible for releasing some of the most dreary crap ever recorded, stuck his name on some suits and along the way scored a couple of hits by rapping over the top of songs that were already part of the global consciousness but really, what has this parasite actually ever done to justify the incredible publicity he receives?

Everyone rags on Paris Hilton for being a scum sucking famewhore who is famous for being famous and rightly so, but if we're going to lynch talentless famewhores this cunt should be at the top of the list. Every couple of years he releases a pre-fab hip-hop by numbers single then changes his name to keep himself in the limelight.

When changing from P Diddy to just plain Diddy he claimed "the P was getting between me and my fans."

Sean, you're a fuckwit. You probably always were and you probably always will be.

I mean for fuck's sake he was caught on video completely off his tits on crack, bragging about being the first to use a certain zit cream. How fucking cool and interesting can he be?