Who are you calling paranoid?

Terror suspect Jack Thomas has been banned from phoning Osama bin Laden under the control order he has been placed on by the Federal Government.

So half the world's intelligence agencies, spies, moles and satellites have spent five years trying to find the lanky bastard and failed miserably yet the Australian Government seems to think a dude from Melbourne might be capable of getting hold of him on his moby.

Fuckwits.