Golden Bath doesn't have quite the same ring to it

A new book claims Sharon Stone's on-set antics so angered crew members on one of her films, they were inspired to seek revenge by urinating in a bathtub just moments before the actress hopped in it for a scene.

Screenwriter Joe Eszterhas has put the boot into top stars in his new book The Devil's Guide to Hollywood.

Also coming in for some attention are Robert De Niro whom Eszterhas described as "pathetically lost without the words of a script," and Val Kilmer; "An imbecile who nominated three of his own movies, including Batman Forever, as the three best film moments of the century."

Joe Eszterhas is the "creative genius" behind films such as Showgirls, Sliver and Basic Instinct. One can't help but wonder what he considers to be the three best film moments of the century.

Is Val Kilmer a wanker or just a smart arse? More importantly, which celebrity's bath would you take a slash in if given the chance?