Hmmmm, I guess we'll all have to be a bit more careful.

Current affairs program Today Tonight has been sprung covertly filming on a P&O cruise for the second time this year.

Freelance journalist Colin Chapman, his two-man crew and an underage girl have been thrown off the Pacific Star in Port Vila, Vanuatu, after the troubled P&O Cruises caught them secretly filming passengers for the Today Tonight program.

Mr Chapman was also involved in covert filming on the Pacific Star for Today Tonight earlier this year.

Today Tonight host Naomi Robson was deported from Indonesia last September after lying on a visa application in order to try to film a story about a six-year-old Papuan boy who they claimed was supposedly about to be killed by a cannibal tribe.

Anyone who works for a TV current affairs program should be locked in a small, brightly lit room for a prolonged period of time and beaten severely with a damp haddock at regular intervals. Mark my words, when the revolution comes, these parasitic bullshit merchants will be first against the wall......For those of you with limited funds, haddock will be provided.