Tuesday, January 30, 2007

T-Lo or Tony from the Block


Talented athlete, dim witted publicity whore and all round narcissistic wanker Anthony Mundine is set to release his first music video.

In a move certain to have conservative talkback callers frothing at the mouth, the high profile boxer has released a hip hop filmclip showing the Union Jack and a photograph of Prime Minister John Howard being burned.

The openly political video for Mundine's hip-hop single Platinum Ryder, filmed in the notorious area of Redfern known as The Block, shows indigenous residents tearing up Mr Howard's photograph and tossing it into a barrel of flames. Shortly afterwards, a union jack meets the same fate.

According to news.com.au the burning takes place against the background of Mundine's "rags to riches" rap lyrics.

Mundine is one of those unfortunate souls who has confused the ability to talk a lot, with the ability to actually say something. Let's take a look at a few of the lyrics "the man" has penned;

"I am just one man, it ain't the whole of the nation, politicians won't say sorry for the stolen generation."

"I am from The Block, so I know the program....because of my complexion I was against the odds."

Awwwwsome...

Jesus Christ. I mean, it's bad enough having to watch the arrogant douchebag win boxing matches, now we have to put up with him enacting some pooncey bloody J-Lo inspired Tony from the Block routine too?

Mundine went on to display his keen political instincts by describing John Howard as "a puppet to the bigger brothers, who are England and America" and saying that "we should have a new flag all together." In a further attempt to demonstrate his tight grasp on geopolitical affairs the pugilist asked "why can't we all combine so we can unite for peace?"

Simple solutions from a simple, simple man.

Few things shit me more than some dumb fuckwit using their celebrity to pass comment in public on something they know absolutely fuck all about.

Platinum Ryder is already being played on Sydney FM hip-hop station 961, but will be released to television within the next month with an album to follow by March.

Don't be fooled. This isn't about standing up for aboriginal rights or making a stand for justice. If this brain dead fuckstain wanted to improve the lot of "his people" there are a lot more effective ways of doing it than making a cynical, self aggrandising cash grab by releasing a pre-fab hip hop album.

I swear, every time you start to think this guy might actually be a half decent bloke he comes out and reminds you why you thought he was a prick in the first place.

7 Comments:

At 10:14 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Said soooo well babe :)

 
At 5:48 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was my first time to the site, but i'll be coming back. Marty you articulated that perfectly, The perfect mix of Intelligence and Abusive Language. It gave me a sense of relief to know i wasn't alone with my thoughts. Mundine is a stupid try-hard fool.

 
At 1:45 am, Blogger reillys said...

Also my debut at this site.I have to agree with you Marty and like Adam it is satisfying to realise that we are not alone in our opinions of THE MAN MORON.It is a pity that he couldn't take a leafout of his father's book.I saw Tony Mundine fight on several occasions and he was a ruthless fighting machine.Although he failed to win a world title he still served the sport well and in both pre/post fight interviews he was the epitome of modesty.As a boxing writer in Melbourne during his career I found him to be a likeable person,not given to shooting off his mouth.I found it a little puzzling back then [mainly due to my youth and level of maturity] as I viewed him as shy and introverted and along comes Anthony,who proves to be the complete opposite.Sadly he suffers from foot and mouth disease.I've heard children make more sense.

 
At 4:02 pm, Blogger sam said...

yes Mundine talks plenty of trash.. but so do half a hundred world leaders i can think of off the top of my head...
the fact that the guy looks after orphans from the block not to mention drug addicted family members and friends kinda makes your rant about his stupidity and behaviour look pretty dim...
its easy to be critical of high profile people and to sit in judgement of them, its alot harder to take an objective view of things... oh and if u dont like his music, then dont listen to it, im sure even u have the brain power required to opperate an on/off switch...

its been special marty...

 
At 1:54 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

for all ya'll hater's with nothin better to do, just call him 2 time

 
At 2:02 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

if choc can talk and back it up again and again,(unlike all these player hating little hoe's)he must be a platinum ryder. I suggest u fags find a new hobby, apart from wanking, or step in the ring and see how little your ballz and brainz are, ciao cullo

 
At 11:35 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

right on! Mundine is a fuckwit. but, shit, don't we expect him to be? he's had his box of rocks bashed in, been on the bottom of a few too many scrums, and chemically enhanced himself on the odd occasion. BUT he’s ahead of the soi-disant intelligentsia who've swallowed the Great Global Warming Bullshit hook, line and sinker... they’re bigger wankers.

 

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