Thursday, February 07, 2008

Ben Cousins. Just Like Ewe and Me




Yesterday Anthony Mundine brought ice loving former West Coast Eagles captain Ben Cousins to Redfern.

Along with Canterbury Bulldogs star Sonny Bill Williams and former olympic gold medallist Nova Peris-Kneebone (remember her?) Cousins and Mundine talked about drugs. It was the first time Cousins had spoken publicly about his addiction and the media were salivating.

In a sweltering gymnasium Cousins spoke briefly about his fondness for Drano based stimulants while Mundine looked on like a proud uncle.

He didn't give too much away but I thought the most revealing part of Cousins' confession was when he said "at the end of the day I ran the gauntlet, deep down I don't think I really had a choice....for a lot of people they don't choose to do it, in a lot of ways it chooses them."

Sounds to me like someone might still be struggling with the concept of taking responsibility for your own actions.

Ultimately, and unfortunately given the sorry state of Redfern and the importance of addressing drug abuse, the Mundine/Cousins show was a pointless exercise. What advice could Cousins realistically offer to the downtrodden of Redfern. He doesn't seem to think steering clear of drugs is a realistic option because apparently drugs choose you rather than the other way around and his method of getting clean was to fly to LA and go to a hellishly expensive rehab facility. Now, I could be wrong but I can't see too many Redfern residents having the cash to do that.

In the end all we saw was a prefab opportunity for an overprivileged millionaire to make excuses for his behaviour.

Look, I admire the bloke for getting off drugs. It's probably the most difficult thing he will ever have to do in his life and I applaud him for it. But don't sit there and give me that shit about the addiction choosing you and trying to compare your experience to that of the itinerant population of the Block. It just makes you sound like a dickhead.

What was Mundine thinking getting Cousins in the first place? It's like getting Donald Trump to give a property investment seminar in Somalia.



Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Make it quick, we're in a hurry




I'm sure I'm not the only person slightly bemused by Prime Minister Rudd's announcement of a two day forum to discuss long term plans for Australia's future.

The basic plan seems to be to invite 1000 of our best and brightest and pick their brains for policy ideas.

This is the guy who sailed to his election victory with promises of new leadership and new ideas.

Now it seems he's a bit unsure what those new ideas might be so he's phoning in his first lifeline to lend a hand.

Unfortuately it seems the summit has hit a few snags before it even gets started.
First it coincides with the Passover festival so every Jew in the country is pissed off because they can't go. Second it seems the summit also clashes with the first Australian Hindu Conference.

I had a good laugh when I saw that the Sydney Morning Herald is also complaining that Kevvie's summit will clash with the NRL's heritage weekend..... Yeah, all the leaguies are going to be absolutely devoed they won't be able to make it. What fucking difference is it going to make? What, did they have Willie Mason down as the keynote speaker or something? For fuck's sake!

Anyway, the most ridiculous aspect of this whole situation is that they're inviting 1000 people to a two day event. Take away the 10 hours delegates will spend sleeping and eating and the agenda starts to look a little squishy. How the hell are they going to run this thing?

Kevvie: OK, you've got 30 seconds. Impress me.
Delegate: Oh, well, um I was going to discuss possible solutions to the water crisis but I'm not sure I can, um...
Kevvie: 20 seconds...

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Bemoaning the State of the Welfare State



Today I received an email which has been doing the rounds for a year or so. If you can't read the text in the image the basic thrust is that a bloke who operates heavy machinery for a living feels it isn't right that he has to take drug tests whereas people on the dole do not.

Don't know where it comes from but it's a fairlybasic Today Tonight style piece intended to provoke an emotional response whether it be typically conservative outrage at "dole bludgers" or typical lefty social worker anger at a percieved "victimisation of the unemployed."

Working in Government I've had some experience with various unemployed types and it occurred to me that while urine testing the unemployed is hardly a practical or civilised thing to do, perhaps there is a need to better monitor the way in which the long term unemployed spend their unemployment benefits.

Before you shout me down as a fascist, let's cover some basic facts.

1) New Start Allowance (the dole for those of you outside Australia) for a single adult with no children is $429 per fortnight. Not per week. Per fortnight. That should pretty much put the lie to the theory that anyone on the dole is living the life of Larry at the expense of the taxpayer.

2) Between 1999 and 2004 there were 127,000 people who remained unemployed for the duration of that five year period.

Now, no matter what job you have, you are expected to front up for work sober. It is actually becoming more and more common for employers to drug test their employees for everything from pot to ecstasy which is a little too 1984 for my liking but I can see where they're coming from.

Taking into account the money for nothing nature of the dole and considering the increasing prevalence of drug testing in the workplace, if you are receiving unemployment benefits (I'm talking New Start here, not disability pensions or single parent payments), and have been doing so for an extended period of time, perhaps you should have to demonstrate that you are using those unemployment benefits wisely and not spending them on booze, weed or purely recreational pursuits.

Obviously requiring the unemployed to provide a urine sample when they hand in their forms at Centrelink would be demeaning and simply not the done thing in a democracy, but if you have been unemployed for more than 12 months, perhaps you should have to provide receipts demonstrating what you have spent your payment on.

Surely it's not that different to employees having to provide receipts when they take money from petty cash?

As we've already established, New Start allowance is a paltry pittance and yet remarkably it seems sufficient to provide certain people with the necessities of an ongoing holiday, albeit one carried out on a shoestring budget.

Let's err on the side of fantasy and say that you have managed to find a place where you only have to pay $80 a week rent. Unlikely in 2008 but let's be generous.

After paying your rent you have $269 to play with. It's bugger all but if your receipts tell a story something like this;
Caltex: $20
Woolworths: $100
Liquorland: $100
Civic Video: $50

then perhaps you need to be given a not so gentle reminder that you're not supposed to use the dole to spend your days kicking back sinking piss and playing XBOX.

After all, even though you're hardly living some sort of laisez faire dream, you nevertheless are maintaining a fairly unproductive life at the expense of people who are subject to all sorts of restrictions e.g. having to spend their days sober, clothed and engaged in an activity they would probably rather not be doing, that you as an unemployed person are not.

If you are happy to take money drawn from the salary of people who are working, perhaps it's reasonable to suggest you should be willing to demonstrate that you're not taking the piss out of them by spending it on alcoholic beverages and entertainment devices.

What percentage of unemployed people fall into that category? Probably a very small one. But considering between 1999 and 2004 there were 127,000 people who had been unemployed for that full five year period, we're talking about more than seven billion dollars worth of unemployment benefits.

Call me idealistic but seven billion dollars, would build a lot of homeless shelters, air condition a lot of schools, build a few new hospitals or go a long way towards subsidising university fees for professions currently experiencing a shortage.

I know I'm kidding myself and it might be a bit utilitarian but that seems like a much more constructive use of taxpayer funds than propping up people in the unlikely situation of having been unable to find work of any description for five whole years.

The irony is that I'm proud to live in a country that has a well developed welfare system. In my mind it is one of the hallmarks of an advanced and compassionate, first world society. However, I believe a welfare system exists to help those who have fallen on hard times. Not to support the lifestyle of people so lacking in ambition that their goals extend no further than getting mashed and playing video games.

I'm not suggesting the unemployed should have to take the first crappy job that comes along. What I will suggest is that if a rewarding, prestigious job is not forthcoming, perhaps lowering your sights is a necessary evil. After all, any job, no matter how menial is more respectable than no job and even minimum wage is better than trying to scrape by on $429 a fortnight.

I can fully understand the point of view of those who would say that a program such as this would result in increased levels of homelessness and poverty. It's possible, although unlikely in my opinion. Unfortunately the federal government is not a charity and it is not the responsibility of the workers to provide a free ride (even if it's a crappy one in the steerage compartment) to the unpleasant minority to whom any handout is a victory and dignity takes a back seat to lazy opportunism.

Am I being too harsh? Probably. Would it help decrease long term unemployment? Maybe. Maybe not. Would it make me a lot happier about the ATO sending me a bill for extra tax at the end of each year. Absolutely.

The fundamental flaw in my theory rests in the fact that Centrelink is already an incredibly bloated bureaucracy capable of horrendous blunders and the odds of this kind of system being successfully implemented are slim to nil. Still, we can dream eh?

*Disclaimer* I am aware that my theory rests on the assumption that unemployment rates remain low. If the global economy turns to shit and business starts to struggle, then the public purse will be stretched a lot thinner to accommodate the throngs of poor bastards who have found themselves newly unemployed.

I am also aware that the amount of New Start allowance has increased slightly over the past five years making my figures less than 100% accurate. However these incremental changes are insufficient to shift the balance of the argument. So just eat around it alright?