Orentho loses his mind but shows off his package.

O.J. Simpson to discuss killings.

Fox plans to broadcast an interview with O.J. Simpson in which the former football star discusses "how he would have committed" the slayings of his ex-wife and her friend, for which he was acquitted, the network said.

The two-part interview, titled "O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened," will air Nov. 27 and Nov. 29, the TV network said.

"O.J. Simpson, in his own words, tells for the first time how he would have committed the murders if he were the one responsible for the crimes," the network said in a statement.

"In the two-part event, Simpson describes how he would have carried out the murders he has vehemently denied committing for over a decade. "The interview will air days before Simpson's new book, "If I Did It," goes on sale Nov. 30.

The book, published by Regan, "hypothetically describes how the murders would have been committed."

In a video clip on the network's Web site, an off-screen interviewer says to Simpson, "You wrote 'I have never seen so much blood in my life.'""I don't think any two people could be murdered without everybody being covered in blood," Simpson responds.

Simpson, who now lives in Florida, was acquitted in a criminal trial of the 1994 killings of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend Ronald Goldman. Simpson was later found liable in 1997 in a wrongful death lawsuit filed by the Goldman family.

Messages left with Simpson and his attorney Yale Galanter were not immediately returned.

Has this negro lost his motherfucking mind?

How big are the testicles on this guy? I'm surprised he can even walk down the street without a wheelbarrow for his balls. Speaking of which, I'm not entirely sure OJ will be able to walk anywhere after this without a bevy of bodyguards and a kevlar vest.

Is OJ a murderer? Almost certainly.

Is he possessed of an enormous set of nads and a complete lack of shame? You bet your fucking life he is.

"I didn't do it but if I did this is how I would have????" I mean, fuck!

They Ought to Race Sheep

I fucking hate the Melbourne Cup for several reasons but first among them is that it turns otherwise decent people into complete fuckwits.

"Oh yeah I like the look of (insert horse name here). His last five starts have been impressive and he always does well on a wet track."

Remove your hand from your wang old son. You didn't see his last five starts. You've just regurgitated what you read in the paper this morning in a piss weak attempt to sound like you know what you're talking about.

The fact that a depressingly large percentage of the population drops everything and goes absolutely apeshit over a fucking horse race really doesn't say much for our collective intelligence.

Horse racing is not sport. It's a bunch of midgets in silk shirts whipping the shit out of animals that have no idea why they're running, while a pack of sheep in human clothing cheer widly despite not having the first fucking clue which brightly clad midget is riding the horse they've put a tenner on.

Go back to the herd morons.